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Witching Hour
02:57
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Witching Hour
A time of hollowness descends,
And chokes out inhibitions,
And then we're preying on the night,
And slip between the buildings.
And tiny creatures tend to flee
Before a presence very chilling,
And those unmentionable desires
Making themselves known.
Fierce strides at the Witching Hour,
Red lights at the Witching Hour.
If it sees at the Witching Hour,
Then it feeds at the Witching Hour.
Oooooh hoooo, way-Oh
Oooooh hoooo, way-Oh
And then we fall to hands and knees,
And howl the names of strangers,
Cats' eyes gleam here and there,
Climbing foggy fire escapes.
And trying to forget
A love too far away,
And those unmentionable desires
Asking to be shown.
Running mad at the Witching Hour,
Hell rides at the Witching Hour.
Birds low at the Witching Hour,
Black smoke at the Witching Hour.
Oooooh hoooo, way-Oh
Oooooh hoooo, way-Oh
Gonna have to do it!
Can't stop it, gotta do it!
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Makeup
02:19
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Makeup
What's wrong with the face
Your mama gave to you?
Why you gotta make a painting?
It takes so long to do-wooo.
When it's time to wake up on the morning,
Takes a long time for icing that cake.
When it's time to wake up in the morning,
Building up a face to last you all day.
When it's time, when it's time.
When it's time to wake up in the morning,
Building up a face to last you all day.
When it's time to wake up on the morning,
Takes a long time for icing that cake.
When it's time, when it's time.
Wake up,
Put on a layer of makeup.
Polishing the upper deck,
A totem pole comes out your neck.
Wake up,
Put on a layer of makeup.
Your pillowcase has a face
That you wore the day before.
What's wrong with the face
That your mama gave to you?
You look like that moon
From "A Trip to the Moon."
When it's time to wake up on the morning,
Takes a long time for icing that cake.
When it's time to wake up in the morning,
Building up a face to last you all day.
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Goodbye Gravy
02:27
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Goodbye Gravy
A stranger of mine.
A death at third base.
Number of winners,
To understand's the best defense.
It was said that,
"Do not meddle with my input every day."
And again, before the closing,
"Feels expensive, anyway."
Hello doctor,
I'm not crazy yet,
Come back in an hour,
I'll be nuts by then.
Locked on the low, what have I done?
Sweet September, look I'm gone.
Can't stay in one place, I
Flow on to the next space.
"Sayonara", say goodbye to this face.
What's my message? Don't wanna be hazy,
Gotta move on, goodbye gravy,
Flow on, gelatin river,
Sneak away.
Take a time-out, I was a time-bomb.
Let the knot slip in my system.
10-4, I'm on the pass,
Don't let the door slam on my ass.
Rear view mirror,
Who's that behind me?
Fill in the blank if (it makes you happy).
Absence just might save me
Fresh air, goodbye gravy!
That sludge that held me fast, I
Couldn't budge, escaped it at last, I'm
Clean and fresh and grand,
Holding this note in my hand, in my hand.
Ahhhh, Haaaa
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4. |
Bartender
01:50
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Bartender
I'll have 2 more, just like the ones I had before
I'll have 3 more, when I'm done those, then I'll have 2 more
Put it on my tab, I'll grab me another before grabbin' a cab.
The lady at the desk knows me,
The lady at the desk knows me,
You can trust me,
To pay you back never.
Bartender, Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Bartender
Bartender, Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Bartender
Put a glass in front of me and I will taste it.
Call me a cab, 'cause I don't think I'm gonna make it.
So light on my feet when I got just a few in me,
But I turn into rubber and I'm rubber at the knee-ees.
When one too many in the afternoon,
One too many in the afternoon!
Dadada dadada dadada doodeeyaduh
My ass is on the stool and my feet feel gone,
We know one another and we know my...limits!
(When one too many in the afternoon).
Ow, my fucking hand.
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Jet
02:33
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Jet
The cloud funnels the jet.
The cloud funnels the jet.
Feeding the next of times,
Feeding the next of times.
Hey, look around.
How far can you see?
I boarded a jet,
Stole a pocket of time.
People ask if I'm feeling alright.
My smile doesn't go away.
Sometimes, I gotta get
Awaaay.
I admit it, gotta get
Awaaay.
The sun is the one, is the one.
Give him a pat on the back.
He feeds the gentle light,
And asks for nothing in trade.
Now I catch the pies,
They don't go to waste.
Why not have a slice,
That would have messed your face?
People ask if I'm feeling alright.
My smile doesn't go away.
Sometimes, I gotta get
Awaaay.
I admit it, gotta get
Awaaay.
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Ballyloo
01:47
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Bally loo
Hi, um.
Okay, the next song we're gonn do is called
It's called Ballyloo
Another day,
Without my marmalade.
And my bags can wait at the station.
And their tongues
Will wag inside their face,
As they speak of things
In their impatience.
Bally loo
La loo la lammelay
And their bags can wait
At the station.
12 days,
They had no thoughts to think.
Did someone amputate
Their thoughts of thinkin'?
They say,
"Stem cells keep us alive,
But the sings we find
Inside our mothers".
Bally loo
La loo la lammelay
And our bags can wait
At the station.
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7. |
Faces Before
03:34
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Faces Before
Look at the horizon,
The sight is hypnotizin'.
You and me enjoy this peace.
And while the moon's climbin',
The shadows will be hidin'
The problems that tomorrow can wait for.
Love. Letters. Containing:
Still born desires.
Photos. People. Back:
Back when the colors were brighter.
Well I've seen all these faces before,
And I know all the pieces around them.
10 types of pieces, I'm bored,
Made of the same sickening bricks.
I got my head in and looked at.
They put a thing in,
And took that.
And then they showed me a Rorschach.
I thought it looked like an inksplat.
I got plans to expand,
Rearrange the bricks
Into new tricks,
With diamond hands!
Maybe some day I could give a fucking shit,
Maybe some day I could wake up in vomit.
(x2)
Well I've seen all these faces before! Yeah!
Oooooh oh oh oh oh
Wee yah oh, way oh way oh wuuh
Wee yay wahoo wuh
(x2)
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8. |
Pine Fresh
01:37
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Pine Fresh
You tried sweeping:
Cleaning the floor.
You are obsessed by:
Food on the floor.
Surface must be perfect:
Vaccuum it up.
The best method for it:
Cleaning it up.
The best method for it:
Cleaning it up.
The best method for it:
Cleaning it up, cleaning it up, cleaning it up.
Sanitize me.
Sanitize me.
Dusty, dusty, dusty
Road in my mind,
And it's wanting to glow.
Road in my mind,
And it's ready to glow!
Cold, cold pine fresh:
Mopping it up.
Headache, spotless:
Lemon it up.
Best method for it:
Shining it up.
Best if it's sterilized,
Cleaning it up, cleaning it up, cleaning it up.
Sanitize me.
Sanitize me.
When you walk down a road,
And it's needing a glow.
When you walk down a road ,
And it's ready to glow!
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9. |
Cyanide Holy
03:11
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Cyanide Holy
Wassail!
Standing in a hallway.
Cyanide Holy Night.(x3)
Cyanide Holy---
The trappings of a lonely holiday.
The trappings of a lonely holiday.
Cradle to the crypt,
Came the rush of the reaper's wings.
Cradle to the crypt,
Came the rush of the reaper's wings.
They'll keep on loving you. (x4)
Maybe he was...
Born to lose.
Lose!
Born to lose.
Lose!
He won't remember his life when he gets to the gates of Hell.
Mmmm, they got too many souls in Hell.
Mmmm, lined up to the well.
They got piles of failed brains.
The teardrops feed the hellfire rains.
Please, don't eat the daisies on the road to Heaven.
I know you're starving
But we gotta wait for the banquet at 7:00.
Baby's in Paris for a special surgery,
So she can sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep
Real comfort-ably.
And the pillow's stained rainbow.
With the dreams, dreams, dreams
Of her brains.
And the rain-bow blood of her dreams, her brains.
Cyanide Holy Night.
Cyanide Holy Night.
Cyanide Holy---!
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10. |
Right/Wrong
01:47
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Right & Wrong
Save the drama for your mama.
Keep ya shirt on, gramma.
Sometimes I know there is a right and a wrong way to be.
To be, to be. A right and a wrong way to be.
Sometimes I know there is a right and a wrong way to be.
The hoarders and the slobs,
The holier-than-thou knobs,
Dumpster dwelling pissants.
The bane of my existence
Take what they need and leave me
With only a grievance.
They linger ever near me,
But they'll never figure it out.
Sometimes I know there is a right and a wrong way to be.
To be, to be. A right and a wrong way to be.
Sometimes you know there is a right and a wrong way to be.
The answers came slow,
Like turtles in the goddamn snow!
But sometimes I know there is a right and a wrong way to be.
Mmmm
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11. |
Bridge
01:36
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Bridge
Is everybody ready?
Is everybody ready to play?
Thank you. We got the money?
We got the piano? We got the papers?
Okay.
Where are those papers?
This computer's been acting up!
Where are those papers?!
The computer doesn't work!
I have things--I don't know what I'm doing--
Ahhhh!
Everytime I get on the bridge,
I get stuck and there's a train comin'.
Agghh!
Everytime I get on the bridge,
I get stuck and there's a train comin'.
Uhhh!
Everytime I get a baby it shits on the floor!
Aghhh!
Everytime I get some money I gamble it all!
Aghhh!
Everytime I get the baby it shits on the floor!
Aghhh!
Everytime I get that money I gamble it all!
Aghhh!
Everytime I get on the bridge,
I get stuck and there's a train comin'.
Hooo-hoo?
Everytime I get on the bridge,
I get stuck and there's a train comin'.
Uhhh! I can't do it anymore!
And every--
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