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Can of Whoop-ass
01:06
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It ain't carrots
It ain't peas
It ain't the kippers
In the salted grease
You just opened up
A great big can of whoop-ass
It ain't condensed milk
Or soup
It ain't the peaches
In the syrup goop
You just opened up
A great big can of whoop-ass
Oh my dear, it's very clear
That you did something wrong
So it's time
To pay for your crime
With punishment and this song
It ain't gravy
Or clams
It ain't the salmon
Or the processed hams
You just opened up
A great big can of whoop-ass
You just opened up
A great big can of whoop-ass
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Every day is like my birthday
Every way I've got to treasure the moment
Every day
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We're hazmat dudes
In protective hazmat suits
Yeah
Oh yeah
We're there in a snap
To clean up the crap
Yeah
Oh yeah
Whether it's vinegar
At the baking soda factory
Or plutonium
In a place it isn't supposed to be
In times like these
In times like these
Oh yeah
Yeah
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Episode 5 (ending song)
01:26
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A bell that rings back upon itself,
A sound that burns and is annoying.
A beat that doesn't stop,
A guest that won't shut up
Obsessive compulsive disorder,
A drink that burns your guts,
A cycle that winds you up,
Regulating the feelings.
The room gets smaller and bigger,
Clamping fingers, a tidal wave.
Tunnel vision, a fever pitch
Sounds get loud and hit you in the wrong way.
(Some of you have some things in your life
that you hang onto for years,
That's pretty bad.)
Obsessive compulsive disorder,
Paisley paper towel rolls.
The pattern repeats itself over again,
Copy and paste about a thousand times.
The pattern repeats itself over again,
A guest that won't shut up,
A drink that burns your guts...
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